A Monster becomes a Monster

Lady Gaga is a freakshow, and yet somehow I don’t mean that in a derogatory way.

This is a woman who has graduated from Madonna’s College of “Shock And Awe” keeping people buzzing by constantly pushing the bizarre.  She has unleashed ample Weapons of Weirdness, trying to burn herself into the public’s frontal lobe with things like her Meat Dress or hatching herself out of a giant egg.  She’s slowly creeping to the point where she’s known less for her music and more for her, well…

  Donatella Versace would be proud.

A unique flower such as this is bound to attract some interesting fans, who Gaga has given the adorable pet name “Monsters.”  Well one of Gaga’s fans was so motivated by her keen fashion sense that she tried to whip up an outfit of her own. 

A 20-year-old Oklahoma woman was receiving treatment in a hospital Thursday after being charged with animal cruelty for allegedly killing the family cat and using the blood for an outfit she planned to wear to a Lady Gaga concert.

A relative of Angelina K. Barnes returned to her home in Oklahoma City and found the woman wearing a long coat, with her face covered in blood — later determined to be cat’s blood — ready to attend the concert, KFOR reported.

The light switches in the house had been covered in duct tape to make them almost impossible to turn on.

It was later determined the cat had been drowned in the bathroom, before being sliced open and its eyes mutilated.

The liver of the animal was found in a makeup case on the bathroom’s vanity.

Police said Barnes was taken to Griffin Memorial Hospital where she was receiving treatment. She did not attend the Lady Gaga concert.

Although Barnes was diagnosed with depression, neighbors said the violence was “completely out of character.”

Lady Gaga famously performed at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards covered in fake blood — and the next year she wore a dress made of meat.

The student has surpassed the teacher.  Hopefully Ms Gaga never forgets, in her constant thirst for popularity, that there is a line that should never be crossed.


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