Bring a Knife to a Wedding Fight

Guys, have no fear.  Women will let you know when your priorities are mixed up.  Often with sharp cutting utensils.

FERNDALE, Mich. — Police say an 18-year-old Detroit-area woman threw knives at her fiance during an argument about their wedding plans.

Jenna Spraggins of Ferndale is charged with felonious assault and domestic violence. Ferndale detective Ken Denmark says she’s accused of throwing a bread knife and a steak knife at her mother and her fiance on March 28. No one was hurt.

Denmark tells the Daily Tribune in Royal Oak that an argument erupted over the man’s failure to get Spraggins a ring. He says the man also wanted to go skateboarding.

A message seeking comment from Spraggins’ attorney was not immediately returned Friday. Her next court date is May 12.

I can’t quite decide who the bigger catch is in this relationship – the crazy woman who settles disputes like a performance out of the circus, or the gnarly dude who’d rather go skateboarding than discuss his wedding plans.

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By Alex Creed Posted in Insane

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